The Coostucky Chronicle runs on sarcasm, questionable judgment, and an unhealthy amount of time spent watching the circus that is Southwest Oregon.
We don’t charge admission to this freak show. Our articles are free, and we’d like to keep them that way.Unfortunately, websites cost money, and apparently nobody accepts sarcasm as legal tender.
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