Local Woman Claims Farmers Market Is Violating Her Constitutional Right to Sell Cookies
COOS COUNTY, OR — A 78-year-old local woman is absolutely livid after being told she couldn’t sell her homemade baked goods at the farmers market
COOSTUCKY WEATHER: Foghorn Fred Issues Emergency Weekly Forecast, Warns Rain Could Last Several Days
COOS COUNTY, OR – Foghorn Fred has issued an emergency weather bulletin after discovering that water is once again falling out of the sky across
ICE Shows Up in Coos Bay, Facebook Immediately Opens 47 Law Firms
COOS BAY, OR — Reports of ICE activity started circulating Friday afternoon, and it didn’t take long for Facebook to become the largest gathering of
COOSTUCKY WEATHER: Foghorn Fred Declares Frost Emergency, Warns Residents to Brace for Impact
COOS COUNTY, OR – Foghorn Fred of Coostucky Weather has declared a full-blown weather emergency as a dangerous mass of cold air threatens to bring
UPS Trucks Go Into Hiding as ICE Arrives in Coos Bay
COOS BAY, OR — Reports of ICE activity in Coos Bay Friday have the local UPS fleet scared shitless, and frankly, who can blame them?
Eugene Officials Urged to Test Water, Meth Supply and Anything Glowing in the Sewers
EUGENE, OR – What the hell is going on up there? Did somebody get a bad shipment of meth, or has Eugene been drinking straight
DaBella’s Traveling Snake Oil Show Runs Into the North Bend Police
NORTH BEND, OR – Back in the 1800s, traveling snake oil salesmen rolled into town promising to cure baldness, hemorrhoids, and limp peckers with a
COOSTUCKY WEATHER: Foghorn Fred Says Weekend Looking Good, Takes Credit
COOS COUNTY, OR – Foghorn Fred of Coostucky Weather has finished studying the latest weather models, and according to Fred, the National Weather Service is
Oregon Woman Calls Cops to Complain About Bar, Accidentally Orders Herself a DUII
EUGENE, OR – A 21-year-old Keizer woman apparently misunderstood the police motto “To Serve and Protect,” believing officers were supposed to serve her another drink
Rogue Weather Forecast Calls for Scattered Sponsors and a Chance of FTC Trouble
SOUTHERN OREGON – Somebody recently questioned Rogue Weather’s advertising practices, so the Coostucky Chronicle took a look at the rules. For a weather page, there’s