MARLENE PUCKETT WARNS COOS COUNTY TO KEEP THEIR LITTLE BEGGARS OFF HER PROPERTY
By Marlene Puckett, Director of Community Standards & Neighborhood Observation Well, it’s Halloween again. That special time of year when it’s perfectly acceptable to send
Man Discovers Satire, Demands Someone Be Held Accountable
COOSTUCKY – A man scrolling Facebook Friday evening suffered what witnesses are describing as a complete failure of his sense of humor after discovering that
Roseburg Man Applies for 80 Jobs, Can’t Figure Out Why Nobody Will Hire Him
ROSEBURG, OR – A 24-year-old man is raising hell about today’s job market after applying for 80 jobs, attending 17 interviews, and receiving absolutely nothing
Portland Homeless Shelter Guests Leave Brutal One-Star Reviews
PORTLAND, OR – Portland’s alternative homeless shelters are getting hammered after a recent survey revealed widespread complaints about food, maintenance, staff, and residents being asked
Local Man Openly Carries Firearm, Disappointed Nobody Asked About It
COOS COUNTY, OR – There’s a certain breed of jackass roaming Coos County who can’t buy a gallon of milk without making sure everybody knows
What the Hell Happened to Normal Baby Names?
Grandparents have had about enough of this Kinslee, Brynleigh, Tensley, Braxtyn bullshit and want to know what the hell happened to naming children after people
MOBILE SHOWER PROGRAM FACES COMPETITION AS LOCAL CREW OPENS HIGH-PRESSURE TWEAKER WASH
COOS COUNTY, OR – The new mobile shower program hasn’t even had time to run out of hot water, and already a competing outfit has
COOSTUCKY WEATHER: FOGHORN FRED WARNS OF HALLOWEEN DARKNESS, COLD TEMPERATURES AND POSSIBLE SQUIRREL UNREST
By Foghorn Fred, Chief Meteorologist, Coostucky Weather Folks, I’ve been monitoring a VERY concerning situation across Coos County, and quite frankly, I’m surprised nobody else
THE COOSTUCKY CHRONICLE SALUTES COOS COUNTY’S FIRST RESPONDERS – THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO RUN TOWARD THE SHIT EVERYBODY ELSE IS RUNNING FROM
Today is National First Responders Day, and the Coostucky Chronicle would like to recognize the men and women responsible for keeping Coos County from being
OREGON CRAB SEASON IN JEOPARDY AFTER ODFW DISCOVERS DUNGENESS CRABS ARE DEPRESSED
OREGON COAST – Oregon’s December crab season is reportedly in jeopardy after ODFW biologists discovered widespread depression among Dungeness crabs, prompting Salem advocates to demand