THE COOSTUCKY CHRONICLE SALUTES COOS COUNTY’S FIRST RESPONDERS – THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO RUN TOWARD THE SHIT EVERYBODY ELSE IS RUNNING FROM
Today is National First Responders Day, and the Coostucky Chronicle would like to recognize the men and women responsible for keeping Coos County from being
OREGON CRAB SEASON IN JEOPARDY AFTER ODFW DISCOVERS DUNGENESS CRABS ARE DEPRESSED
OREGON COAST – Oregon’s December crab season is reportedly in jeopardy after ODFW biologists discovered widespread depression among Dungeness crabs, prompting Salem advocates to demand
COQUILLE SOBERING CENTER EXPECTED TO BECOME ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORT BY 2028
COQUILLE, OR – The new Coquille Sobering Center has barely opened, and officials are already looking ahead to what could become the county’s first all-inclusive
Coostucky Chronicle Apparently Operated by Group of Unsupervised Idiots
An investigation into the Coostucky Chronicle has uncovered what appears to be a loosely organized collection of smartasses operating an alleged news publication somewhere in
Kotek Says Oregon Is Doing Great, Residents Just Too Broke to Notice
SALEM, OR – Governor Tina Kotek has finally figured out what’s wrong with Oregon. Apparently, it’s the people living here. In a recent interview with
Coos County Courthouse Security Apparently Ends at the Front Door
COQUILLE, OR – Security at the Coos County Courthouse is apparently running like a 1978 lawnmower with three missing wheels and nobody can find the
RETIRED LUNCH LADY TAKES MYRTLE POINT POTATO TRADITION A TAD TOO FAR
MYRTLE POINT, OR – Inspired by Myrtle Point’s famous Potato House, retired school lunch lady Darlene Pritchard has decided to get in on the Halloween
LOCAL MAN SOAKED TO THE BALLS INSISTS IT’S NOT RAINING THAT HARD
COOS COUNTY, OR – Rain has returned to the Oregon Coast, and local residents are once again proving they’d rather develop pneumonia than be caught
Burn Ban Lifted, Coos County’s Annual Garbage Burning Season Officially Underway
COOS COUNTY, OR – The burn ban has officially been lifted, and across Coos County, residents are celebrating by setting fire to six months of
BIG JIM’S WEEKLY HUNTING REPORT: BLACKTAILS, BEARS & OTHER CRITTERS
By Big Jim Dauterive | OREGON Well, folks, Big Jim here. Been spending some time up in the woods around Coos and Douglas counties, checking